Thursday, 11 September 2008

If you hear me MAKE SOME NOISE

This Friday is the only day which I don't have stress as my psychic partner. Instead, I might be going get my IC done or perhaps meet up with my long time no see but still extra horny friend. I'm going to burn time by implanting my huge ass bomb on this mini stool while I keep you babies accompany with this long post I am going to dish out. Appetizer, Main Dish, then the Deserts.

Last Thursday was getting up at 5.30 with a hangover after turning in at 2am then rushing to school to meet the kayakers. Not very very productive because I burned my whole thursday at Upper Seletar being a nanny to bags of those rascals. I thought I'm such a major loser because I teared when I wasn't supposed to. Now for a clearer picture of why that day was such a bummer.

JUMP SHOTS, 4 very pretty girls. Most left= Prettiest:]



I hate her, she jumped without us.




Part C's and JieJian posing as a hunk.


Nazirul is muscular and I look slutty


I look so sexy, i know thks



Jump shot, not swing shot darling





Gurlies

The chao ah lian of the day.



Kayaking in clear water
Number 5! All so not veh hunky.
When people clash
The Ting Ting
I like the brown colour shirt. Veh nice.
We won, cause we kayaked with our hearts.

Friday was Ching getting lost when she was just opposite my block and finally finding her way. Burning holes in my wallet and fattening the worms in my stomach. Ching always make perfect excuses for the burnt marks on my wallet, she says she lives to eat, which I think makes sense and totally agree with. At least I know that I will never starve with her and turn into an African child. Take her senior's advice, prepare at least $50 bucks for food when you go out with her, she makes sure she eats till you get too poor and has to walk home instead of taking the bus, while she gloats and procedes to hop onto the nearest taxi. But nevertheless, she still makes my day a full fat one cause there's no way she will be turning anorexic one day.

She was too tired she turned insane as soon as she reached.



I reckon Bonbon will close soon
Heinz brand sauces will get famous in the next 2 years
Bonbon cafe will reopen when gourmets sees this

Her old illness came back, don't mind her
Ching can never be a pornstar, she doesn't look sexy giving blowjobs to chilli bottles
And so she tries again
I know I look very sexy, and horny
Ching, let's have a foursome one day!
Ice cream makes her melt like how Riche does
I am so hot I melt the ice cream
Ching wanted a challenge, "I HOT ALSO, SO CAN MELT ICE CREAM"
Deranged, licking bottles in public
You want my boobs or the bottle
She says xx dick is that long when not erected. See how happy she is
Don't know what she doing
White Riding Hood. Horror version of Red Riding Hood
Very unglam, all the hotness gone within a minute.
Acting cute is the IN thing now
Ching, if you die one day. I help you put this up as your picture and last moment with us!

Saturday was drums and then parents day. I realise they are sticking to me too much nowadays. Huay is jealous, she claims when I'm not sleeping, I'm out with my parents. I am not that fun to be with already nowadays. Relax Huay, when my birthday is here I will bring you out to have some fun and then proceed to kiss you on your rosy cheeks until it turns red instead of pink.

Sunday was off to Layang Layang at Malaysia and catching up with my boyfriend Sleep in the car while my dad tries to be a cool hipster and shakes his head while listening to japanese song. I don't think he actually knows what the song is talking about and with the way he shakes while drives, I was half afraid I might land in the hospital somehow.

Monday was back to being familiar with school and mugging my ass off again. Tuesdays was no different and it's time I start morphing into a nerd(I hope).

I think this post is so porn-ish. Only because I'm encouraging Ching so that she will make a great partner on bed one day if any hunks approach her at their own risk for some fun they will never thinki of. Like, rugby on the bed! Now I am off to tackle my mum on the bed. BYE!