Saturday, 28 March 2009

Guys should not take advantage of Girls.

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Everybody that night was going insane, maybe for the first time in their life. The sweat of girls, dripping over the contours of their body. Those guys, preyed on the girls like werewolf beholding a final full moon. The sweat of both genders mixed, producing yet another best night. If 3 were to go, a menage a trois would begin. But that wasn't what I aimed for that night. He pulled me closer towards him but as much as I felt excited, I didn't like where it was going.

That night at Zouk, it was one of the happiest night I had clubbing. People staging their show there was crazy and the crowd, you wouldn't exactly live through it. Those trannys dancing, I really admired their courage and how they moved. The music wasn't fabulous but it still deserved an applause for leading my memories to where it belonged. I peeled myself away from all my clubber friends and joined my friend's boyfriend in the dance. I couldn't stop laughing all the way since they were too damned tall. Even with raised hands, I could barely hit their head. Clubbing with those new friends was more like being kampung kids in a explicitly dangerous place. When people were busy grinding, placing their hands on wherever they could find a bare spot too. There I was, a spot in the dark competing to see who could go lower for Flo Rida's "low" song, playing games in that room. When I got on stage to dance, I started to talk more gibber than I moved and eventually left the dance room for a drink. 1hour later when the dance room cleared, I finally broke free from the clubbing fever and headed for some 5.30 breakfast suggested by LauraB. I like life this way.

I do like clubbing, innocent clubbing especially. Not when the voyeur puts his hands around my waists and starts acting coy. When I'm put in this position, it's akin to letting me walk too far on my own and when I sense disturbance, I recoil. But then again, you don't fuck yourself up just because ugly things happened. You let it happen, and you may let it replay itself. Or then again, you can serve your revenge while he has your back to you.

Wearing fatigue.

Remember when I said I was going to post up the pictures of my brother's bimbo girlfriend? (That was some time back) I decided not to be such a bitch, to live and let live and to not flame her so much on this blog she doesn't even know the existence of. I'm about to join the angels in singing, fix a halo on my head. But....I lied, I just realised I've yet to upload her gross pictures. I cannot, cannot post up any of her screwed face. I am such a toad.

I like going out with my cousins cause they always have such good bargains for buffet. Say hi to Jia the glutton. That day we ate 5 rounds in total and ended up getting rushed to my cousins house for a late night cake making. Not those you'll find in the toilet, instead we made a decent cheese cake. Perfecto.

My younger cousin, the freak you'll see later. His tongue is almost possessed, it can twist, turn, twirl any way you like it. It's like his tongue has a life of its own inside the mouth, so we decided to name the tongue Twitch. I've never seen such an active tongue (not including those guys i've made out with) and it's so fascinating to watch it keep moving. Welcome Twitch the tongue. Oh, we're so cute!


Damn long Twitch. Get ready for its stunts.
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But first, let me introduce the dirty mouth that's gon make you go "ohhh" over it
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1st stunt) the coughing style. (only person that can't do it is maggie nah kanyanat)
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2nd stunt) Twister (they say it's good for kissing)
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3rd stunt) The invisible glue. (Bet you can't do this, it's like sticking the tip of the tongue to the middle)
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4th stunt) Flower Crap (you can't do it so stop trying)
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It's scary how his tongue works. They sort of have a physical ability to turn into shapes. And look at his spongebob tooth, so adorable, how not to fall in love with him? <333 href="http://s210.photobucket.com/albums/bb287/sillypeppers/?action=view&current=placestobe010-1.jpg" target="_blank">Photobucket

He is about the cutest but not money thing behind him. It's obviously me but I distorted the face cause I didn't know what I was doing. Have fun looking at my armpits.

Cheesecakes=
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Fat Nose.

And when ladies can't get to sleep, they have fun doing facials. In my case, we used up the expansion facial which is just some weird cloth that expands when it touches water.
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Nanights.