Tuesday, 30 September 2008

Miss shallow minded says HI

Sorry Teikwei, sorry that I implicated you and caused you to end up with that stinky blue beta form. Or, sorry that we had to implicate so many others just because that morning me, JingYi and YinHui wanted to have macdonald's. Sorry that you had to be such a wimp, that JingYi terrorizes you even though you are twice her size, but with no brains. Sorry that we have been making things so hard for you, to the extent that you are so mindless. Sorry to say, even if I compare an audistic kid with you side by side, he will still look like he has an IQ of 200. And sorry that now, you have all our deepest sympathies that you are our class's fiasco.

I don't know what disorder were you suffering from that morning, to actually lie through your yellow teeth. To twist and turn the facts, telling Miss Diyana that we coerce you to buy macdonald's NO MATTER WHAT, when all that time, we had been covering your butts. When all this while, we didn't even know what was going on, you had such a good time relating your story to that once changed woman, to tell her so many things we didn't even know of before. Kudos to you, not only does the award of "I'm compelled to buy macdonalds for JingYi, YinHui, Eunice even though I'm only left with 8bucks in my wallet" gooes to you, the award "Jerk" says it all.

When you couldn't even handle orders correctly, you dared to tell Ms Diyana we forced you into buying the meal for us. But I have to be so thankful, you didn't malign us, to tell her that we didn't pay you back in the end. Maybe hawker food knocks you off your sense with too much MSG. Want to hear what you said that day? Right, listen up.

JingYi: Hello teikwei, where are you? If you are at macdonald's, could you buy macdonald for us?
TeikWei: Uh, ya. I'm at macdonald's now. What you'll want?
JingYi: *orders. Macmuffin for me, Macgriddle for Eunice and a milo for YinHui
TeikWei: huh? repeat again?
JingYi: Aiyah, we sms you la, bye.

-takes out handphone, I was the one messaging-

Eunice: *orders. Macmuffin for Jing, Macgriddle for me and a milo for YinHui, Jing wants egg for her macmuffin.
TeikWei, okay

Hell knows how long after, he called to say he didn't have enough money. So we told him it's okay even if he didn't buy. But that dumb fuck, implicated WangYang and Weiting, selling them out. Now whose the one doing the implication? You related the story like we MADE YOU do it, when we asked you to drop that idea, you said "It's okay, I borrow money from Weiting first." Then you pretend to be innocently delicious in front of those teachers. Telling them that we made you buy us happy meals when you were already late. Please, if you had the heart to come earlier, you would. And also, you were so easy going, you didn't even twitch your eyelid or moan in disagreement when asked to help us buy.

But I guess, it's always easier to save yourself first. Since you're an NCC cadet, I have to look at you in admiration. You are such a disgrace, you completely don't fulfil the "care for fellow cadets" requirement, covering your own ass at the last minute, then portray us as such a slut in the form teacher's eyes.
Sorry that I have to make these comments, I'M SHALLOW MINDED! HOW CAN YOU BLAME ME?! THE MOST, JUST CUT OFF MY BREAST AND PLANT THEM ON YOUR FACE, THAT WOULD MAKE ME SEEM LESS SHALLOW MINDED AND THE MORE YOU ARE BLIND.

You told us that you were at Macdonald's already, that's why we were so generous in our orders. Then you told Miss Diyana you were at the hawker, and we made you buy the food. You told Miss Diyana that JingYi will lay her hands on you if you fail to buy us food, when hell, it's not a secret that she has never once bothered to lay her hands on you. Dear boy, have you been having too much nightmares in class? Or are you just fantasizing that she will touch you, so that right after the lie, you could hide in the toilet and masturbate till you suffer from penis fracture. For a guy that's so well known in class for being the porn king, and erecting when all the old and ugly teachers in school are teaching, you could actually get terrorized by JingYi. I don't know how am I supposed to react, shield you from JingYi next time or laugh because your lies are worse than mine. And for a known fact that I can't lie for life, you are so much worser. You told us all you didn't have enough money and we decided to drop the idea, but then, you had to add your flavour to the story, and tell Miss Diyana we made you borrow from WeiTing and WangYang. What's next? Loansharks? That will make you more innocent and cute, you know?

Good for you anyway, that you have Miss Diyana's protection from now on. Then we wouldn't be interested in making you get Macdonald's next time. And that when you masturbate in school, you will be labelled as the problem student and still get away with it.

Ps, YOU ATE OUR HASH BROWN THAT TIME.